…you are halfway thru eating lunch and feel it coming on. You walk briskly to the bathroom and it comes out into the toilet in full force. Then you start to pee yourself. You never cease to be amazed by the amount and force of output coming from your body.
After it is finished you calmly get up and flush the toilet. Then you go change the bottom half of your outfit. Rinse out your mouth with mouthwash and wipe away the tears that you didn’t notice were streaming down your face.
Then with a couple of big sighs you walk calmly back to the livingroom and finish lunch.
People keep asking me if I’m better or if I’m over the morning sickness yet. Yep, I still have “morning” sickness.